Idk if that’s how exs is written so I’ll probably write it a few different ways. But I’ve learned a lot from my exs. I can look back on almost all of my relationships and still find peace with them, and appreciate the happy parts, and even the not so happy parts. Yeah I fucked up, a lot actually. But I wouldn’t trade my exs for the world. Robert is still really close with me, he’s a good friend. Nick makes me smile still, that one was my fault and I still regret it. Mac was, different. One of my few longer relationships. It was like a roller coaster, I was always afraid but he was there so it never seemed that bad, and then it was free, natural, like everything that happened was meant to. Chris, my first love. The guy I ended up cheating on my boyfriends with. But it was so different, it wasn’t physical. It was emotional, and deep and passionate. Ex’s can create you and they can destroy you.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I loved this scene in The Incredibles.
One fish, two fish, stoned fish, newb fish.
When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
"My initials are private."
"Well then just put in any three letters."