That feeling when you just really need someone to spoon you and hold you really tight until you fall asleep while they tell you how much they love you and how everything’s going to be all right but you’re single and alone so
"Love" by me.
For the wonderful person who requested a poem about being so in love that you just feel so amazing and alive. Where it’s a crazy kind of love where you just can’t get enough.
Exchange of power… wow
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
I think this is my favorite series of tweets in the whole world
im really mad at how accurate this is
A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.
oh god damn it
no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride
they’re just like “i might break you”
no you foolish mortal
i have the strength of a thousand horses
please, place yourself upon my back
you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!
HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO
I nannied during the weekdays but it happened on a weekend I was lifeguarding. It was more directed towards why they would break into a car with a car seat in it. Not knowing WHY the person who owned the car had a car seat (it’s assumed that I, the owner of the car, had a young child). But yeah I smoked on the weekends and the week nights when I wasn’t with the kid I nannied.
I hope that cleared things up a little and maybe gave you some peace of mind.
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